Dear Target,
Oh how you toy with my heart. Your bullseye is just a big ole' hypnosis scheme isn't it?! I could simply need toothpaste, but why do I leave with $50 worth of other crap I didn't even need? And those sales?! Don't get me started on how awesome the sales are, especially after a big holiday, hello 70-90% off!! Plus you're always finding ways for me to save more with the Cartwheel app and your coupons, so for that I thank you. When I go a week without walking through those automatic doors, I feel a slight rash coming on. No matter what my boyfriend says, I don't have a Target obsession, it's more like a love affair. Alright Targs, now stop being so darn cute and taking all my monies from me.
Love,
Target Lover
Haha I co-sign this ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou are so right about the hypnosis!!! haha Oh man, Target is my favorite place ever!
ReplyDeleteI share the same love for Target! You always find stuff there that you totally don't need, but have to HAVE, like right that second! I usually go 2 - 3 times a week!
ReplyDeleteI think that all of those stores are like that, and Target is at the helm! I mean, did I need that top and those earrings? NO! Did I get them anyway? Yes!
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