After catching bits and pieces of the 2013 NBA All Star weekend in Houston this past weekend, I came to this simple conclusion, NBA ballers & fashion just don't go. Every single time the camera cut to a ball player on the sidelines, the first thought from me was WTF were they thinking when they got dressed?! So I guess if your life goal is becoming a ball player, these are some things you should consider:
-Be ridiculously tall, let's face it us average folk are ants compared to the ballers.
-Be super cocky and pretty much a d.bag 99.5% of the time {see: Lebron James}
-During all star weekend make sure to dress like any of these popular ball players, just know the weirder you dress, the more money you probably have, so go nuts!
So if this taught you anything, I hope it was that a. don't get dressed in the dark, b. don't own these ridiculously looking items of clothing, c. if you really are trying to be weird, buy hipster glasses.
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